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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I don’t mean a good reporter — I mean a reporter covering Asexual issues and often badly at that.

Find More Ace Reporters covering Asexual Topics at http://www.asexualnews.com</description><title>Adventures of an Ace Reporter</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ace-reporter)</generator><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>What Does Plan B Have to Do With Asexuality?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/cake-recipes/1524-what-does-plan-b-have-to-do-with-asexuality"&gt;What Does Plan B Have to Do With Asexuality?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;America may be hypersexualized, but that doesn’t make it asexual. it just make people tired of the imagery&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/50223939136</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/50223939136</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 00:07:32 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category></item><item><title>Sexuality is a lot like blood types.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://panaroman.tumblr.com/post/49662920306/sexuality-is-a-lot-like-blood-types"&gt;panaroman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;You can be strictly heterosexual. You are blood type A.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can be strictly homosexual. You are blood type B.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can be bisexual or pansexual. That makes you AB. (A little of both.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can be asexual. You are blood type O.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not a really good analogy.  People with AB can accept any blood type when donating, and Type O is the universal donor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49688959171</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49688959171</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 10:59:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>France Surrenders to AVEN</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/news/1523-french-avenites-declare-asexuality-day"&gt;France Surrenders to AVEN&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;French Avenites declare their own Asexuality Day&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re just making a bad joke, folks.  The idea of cheese-eating surrender monkeys comes from the Simpsons, and the writers were embarrassed it took hold in American popular culture.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49537064004</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49537064004</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 17:15:42 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>actually ace</category></item><item><title>Informal Polll  -- Let's see Cisgender male Demisexuals  (Tw -- Not Sure. I'm doing this to get some people to shut up.)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tumblr demis often go on about how people don&amp;#8217;t get demisexuality.  I&amp;#8217;m not going to add anything to this argument. However, there is one thing I have wondered. Most of the demisexuals I&amp;#8217;ve seen on AVEN are either cis females or female-to-male trans people.  Now, what I want to know is how many cisgender male demisexuals there are.  Please reblog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49520570029</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49520570029</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 12:53:55 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>demisexual</category><category>ace</category></item><item><title>We have a poll up on Asexual News</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We are asking our readers if joining forces with Gay, Inc would best serve the interests of the asexual community.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you are not familiar with the term, Gay Inc refers to organizations like HRC and GLAAD.   They often focus more on Gay and Lesbian concerns than the other letters of the acronym.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49520334762</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49520334762</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 12:49:32 -0400</pubDate><category>asexuals</category><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>ace</category><category>lgbt</category></item><item><title>The Reason for the Month-long Vacation</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/site-news/1522-the-reason-for-the-month-long-vacation"&gt;The Reason for the Month-long Vacation&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt; If anyone was wondering about this. It really amounted to some really annoying computer problems.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49513356864</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/49513356864</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 10:29:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Youth: Gay, straight or other? Maybe asexual?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/cake-recipes/1520-youth-straight-or-other-maybe-asexual"&gt;Youth: Gay, straight or other? Maybe asexual?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47653757136</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47653757136</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>gay and lesbian</category><category>actually asexual</category></item><item><title>Campus Pride to Host Asexual Allyship Webinar</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/news/1519-campus-pride-to-host-asexual-allyship-webinar"&gt;Campus Pride to Host Asexual Allyship Webinar&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Sara Beth Brooks is hosting it and it is absolutely free. You just need to sign up for it.  Follow the links and  you’ll find the necessary information.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47335405276</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47335405276</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:46:05 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>actually asexual</category><category>ace</category></item><item><title>Asexuals are Part of the LGBT Community, whether We Like It Or Not</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/cake-recipes/1518-asexuals-are-part-of-the-lgbt-community-whether-we-like-it-or-not"&gt;Asexuals are Part of the LGBT Community, whether We Like It Or Not&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This works the other way folks. Of course, everyone on Tumblr pays no attention to the Asexuals who weren’t comfortable with this grouping. Fortunately, these people seem to be less vocal than they were in the past.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47205350787</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47205350787</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:15:41 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>queer</category><category>actually asexual</category></item><item><title>New Poll Up on Asexual News: What Will Happen if Same-Sex Marriage Becomes Legal?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You can always suggest your own polls if you do not like ours. I know it&amp;#8217;s been a while, but Lara has been busy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47075359156</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47075359156</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:23:00 -0400</pubDate><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>actually ace</category><category>ace</category><category>actually asexual</category><category>asexual</category><category>gay and lesbian</category><category>same-sex marriage</category><category>marriage equality</category></item><item><title>You know, I hate doing this, but here's a contest</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If Ace-reporter.tumblr.com can manage to get 500 followers, the 1000th follower will get a &amp;#8220;My Number on the Kinsey Scale is Imaginary&amp;#8221; button.  (Sorry, you&amp;#8217;d be surprised how much Lara loses on the site and a shirt  is a bit out of her price range.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47069780552</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/47069780552</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 21:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>actually asexual</category><category>ace</category><category>contests</category><category>sexuality</category><category>gay and lesbian</category></item><item><title>Constitutional arguments for same-sex marriage.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/lgbt-issues/1517-what-constitutional-arguments-will-the-supreme-court-use"&gt;Constitutional arguments for same-sex marriage.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/46598883302</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/46598883302</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:57:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Madonna presents a GLAAD award wearing a Cub Scout Uniform</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/lgbt-issues/1515-madonna-appears-at-glaad-award-in-cub-scout-uniform"&gt;Madonna presents a GLAAD award wearing a Cub Scout Uniform&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Come on, I know you’re an 80 pop diva, but Wikimedia Commons could have shown you the multiple errors with your “Boy Scout” uniform.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/45810887662</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/45810887662</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:23:02 -0400</pubDate><category>lgbt</category><category>madonna</category></item><item><title>For those wondering about Asexual News</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There are a few issues here.  The first is the ad revenues for the site have been low and they are not picking up. I think this might be a domain name issue.   This can be solved by changing the name.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, the second problem is a cash flow issue on my end.  I will have the sight back up Monday.  I&amp;#8217;ve been busy covering local news stories, and I forgot the due date for the hosting bill.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the extension passed, I had decided to get some badly needed parts for my &amp;#8216;94 Chevy Astro.  I was hoping these would be enough to get the car back on the road, but it is still sitting in the back yard. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, I will have it back up Monday.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/45611764316</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/45611764316</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 16:14:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me I should really go and see a doctor because he...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me.tumblr.com/post/44799301275/i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me-i-should-really-go-and"&gt;i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I once had a guy tell me I should really go and see a doctor because he “once saw on House that a guy was asexual because he had a brain tumour”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(submitted by anonymous)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, and we all know that House is a show with remarkable medical and scientific accuracy.   The show&amp;#8217;s popularity had nothing to do with an anti-hero and an ass who was barely tolerable as a human being but had a maladjusted viewpoint that drove him to save lives.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44828932273</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44828932273</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:16:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>astridstormflyhofferson:

alexandrefelixdarnay:

xsnappapplex:

S...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fda5e85a9734ad8f293ecc114c18dc5d/tumblr_mjaohiqNnS1ruhx7jo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffb32d242cb0beb07cffa88cbb9ee086/tumblr_mjaohiqNnS1ruhx7jo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astridstormflyhofferson.tumblr.com/post/44814159506/alexandrefelixdarnay-xsnappapplex-sign-it"&gt;astridstormflyhofferson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexandrefelixdarnay.tumblr.com/post/44787427118/xsnappapplex-sign-it-here-link-this-is-less"&gt;alexandrefelixdarnay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xsnappapplex.tumblr.com/post/44784137063/sign-it-here-link"&gt;xsnappapplex&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sign it here: &lt;a href="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-cispa-cyber-intelligence-sharing-and-protection-act/19sQhBpy?utm_source=wh.gov&amp;utm_medium=shorturl&amp;utm_campaign=shorturl"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS LESS NOTES THAN THAT CHIKEN TOO (right?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.&lt;/em&gt; WE’RE NOT CLOSE AT ALL. &lt;strong&gt;WE NEED 100,000 SIGNATURES AND ONLY HAVE ABOUT 42,000 AND ONLY A WEEK LEFT &lt;/strong&gt;AND THE THING HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE VALENTINE’S. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SIGN, AT LEAST REBLOG THE THING AND SPREAD AWARENESS. PLEASE. GUYS. C’MON.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44828474694</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44828474694</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:10:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>University of Northern Colorado student seeks participants for realtionship survey</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/node/59667826?cid=db_articles"&gt;University of Northern Colorado student seeks participants for realtionship survey&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Yay for posts to Examiner!   If I were cynical and did thinks without thinking I’d point out [redacted].&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44828229460</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44828229460</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:07:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Who Serves the Needs of Asexual Adults?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://asexualnews.com/index.php/cake-recipes/1512-who-serves-the-needs-of-asexual-adults"&gt;Who Serves the Needs of Asexual Adults?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Lara did need more sleep today, but this was written yesterday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44763169366</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44763169366</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:23:51 -0500</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>actually asexual</category><category>ace</category></item><item><title>Buzzfeed enthusiastically introduces readers to asexuality</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/article/buzzfeed-enthusiastically-introduces-readers-to-asexuality"&gt;Buzzfeed enthusiastically introduces readers to asexuality&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I think this is ideal for slacker members of Generation Y.  Cynical members of Generaton X (like the person who runs this Tumblr), think it’s time for much fewer asexuals exist stories.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44312802087</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44312802087</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:41:26 -0500</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>actually asexual</category><category>lgbt</category><category>ace</category></item><item><title>Buzz Feed -- Things You Should (and probably already do) know about asexuality</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mandyw9/things-that-you-should-know-about-asexuality-9e2q"&gt;Buzz Feed -- Things You Should (and probably already do) know about asexuality&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’m making the assumption that most readers of this particular Tumblr are asexual.  Being the bitter curmudgeon that I am, I’m also unimpressed with another “asexuals exist” story.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44309320967</link><guid>http://ace-reporter.tumblr.com/post/44309320967</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:45:00 -0500</pubDate><category>asexual</category><category>asexuality</category><category>lgbt</category><category>actually asexual</category><category>ace</category><category>actually ace</category></item></channel></rss>
